Boo Boo Kitty Fuck: Archive

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...

tfunniest:

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you

Dec 29th

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When a girl flirts with your boyfriend.

waasian: You wish he would not kindly, but rudely tell her to fuck off and that he’s happily taken with you. Too often guys say, “oh she is just being friendly” and let them continue flirting with him and that shit hurts. Boys, if a girl is flirting with you while in a relationship don’t let that shit slide. If guys were getting at your girl I’m pretty sure you’d want her to tell them to fuck...

Dec 25th

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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...

me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK

Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 22nd

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AND MY BOYFRIEND'S ICON IS STUCK

AS WOODY’S HEAD ONTOP OF LIKE 10 PAIRS OF FAKE ANIME DOLL BREASTS GKSDFJHG /SOBBING

Dec 22nd

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My middle age half brother is downloading Skype...

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Can I get a seal?

Me: I want a pet seal.
Boyfriend: No.
Me: Please?
Boyfriend: No.
Me: 900 blow jobs.
Boyfriend: What?
Me: Seal. 900 blow jobs. Thats my offer.
Boyfriend: That shouldn't be a currenc-
Me: Seal.
Boyfriend: We aren't get-
Me: Seal.
Boyfriend: N-
Me: SEALLLLL
 SEALLL
 SEALSSSS
 SEAL
 SEALSLSDJKGHDFSJKGHFDG

Dec 22nd

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I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS SEAL VIDEO

OH MY GOD

Dec 22nd

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11 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekend

me: goes to movies with my mom

Dec 22nd

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Watch

oh oh oh cute motherfucking seal batman

Dec 22nd

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All I want for christmas is Delena.

Dec 21st

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Practice Makes Perfect: I Am So Not Sorry About My... →

marxisforbros: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m really, really sorry. I’m sorry I looked at you while you were watching TV. I’m sorry I lowered the window. I’m sorry it’s not organic. I’m sorry I got you so many Christmas presents. I’m sorry I cut my hair without asking you first. I’m sorry I…

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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satanpositive: twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except for the rebellious teenager blogging about fandoms and homosexuals

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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It's the Season of Giving! →

thingsmakemehappy: So why not give? FreeRice.com offers you the chance to donate 10 grains of rice for each answer you get correctly. It’s a great way to boost practice for some subjects while also doing good. At no cost to you it can be a wonderful way to make a small difference in someone’s life this holiday season!

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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iTunes: Hey
 Hey there
 I've got this update.
 You don't want it?
 Okay.
 How about this one?
 Or this one?
 Or this one?
 How about this one?
 This one?
 Or what about theeeseeee updates?
 Oooh, look!
 Guess what I have for you!
 Another update!

Dec 20th

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What my boyfriend said: 4 more dayyssssss!!!

What I thought my boyfriend said: 4 more diiiiiicksssss!!!

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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◦'⌣'◦: cashcrab: A teenage girl brings her father... →

cashcrab: A teenage girl brings her father into Forever 21 so she can pick out some new clothes for him to buy for her. Both of them have completely forgotten that they are standing on a floating blue-green sphere of crust and rock, which is speeding through the universe and is a mere speck…

Dec 20th

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